LOOK AT ME IM A POST!  :Lhgf;zdfbhd;sofgjsdalfkbnzdfbndalifbjadlfbmadlrfg;dafbnzd/lfbjszdl;fgjrfgj'rfgjergj'rfpgjrfgjrfgjfgjlfg;sl joinky weee yarrrr veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

And CUT!

-Uts

*Crawls out of his hole* *Hisses at the sun*

My my its been so long since Ive updated, been to glued to World of Warcraft.  OKEDOKE!  Well heres what is going on.

Work-  We had an inventory last week, and I had to work it, shameful.  The greatest part of that job is watching other people do thiers.  The inventory crew counts the stuff and I poke thier ear, I MEAN ok the count.  Quite boring at times though.  Got to stay and watch from 12pm to 12am.  WEEE FUUUN! not.  AND I finally got a key (yes a key to lockup) and now I can steal, uhh examine high dollar products.  I just like to eat pie.

NEXT IN THE WORLD OF STEVEEEEEEN!

Home- Well I have 2 roommates now One being my cousin who NEVER comes home.  Just ME at the house MOAN MOAN MOAN.  UNTIL!  My new roommate (who recently appeared) Isaac Linkletter!  With bending arms and legs!  He likes swimming, tennis, football, roaming the forest in his underwear, guzzeling thousands of gallons of milk in one hour and dreaming he is a midget fireman wearing a too-too. 

FEAR!

Games-  Well those of you who plays Video Games, thought you might like to know that I have  level 50 undead warrior named Ricecrispy on World of Warcraft.  He eats flesh. *GLEAM*

-Uts

PS- REPLY OR I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!  If its ok with you....

How long has it been since i updated? EEK! MONTHS! well ok Ill be here more often i sowee

-Uts

PS- Tomorrow My Bday

G'day mates, its time for:

UTS' UPDATE EXTRAVAGANZA!

first off I just wanna say: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhi.  secondly I think its time to tell everyone out there in cool land whats going on right now.  Frys almost wrote me up for something the other day.  It all started when i was asked to clean and sign the back wall full of books.  I didnt have any problem with it, so I did.  Basically,  before I could finish the signs, it was time for me to go to lunch.  I mean I only got like 10 signs done.  When I came back from lunch, the signs were finished, so I was: OKAY!  Basically really excited.  So I put them up.  That next week when I called for my schedule they asked me if I did the signs, I was like...yeaaahhh.  So then they said I may get written up. I said: WHY?!  Heres the deal: SOMEONE made a sign when I left that had a $165.00 book "on sale" for $17.99.   So my mood went from: to .  So I went into work the next day and I was mad.  I went to the backwall and looked where they pulled that sign.  Suprisingly enough, the signs that I made were already up.  So I went on a frantic search for the one that made the sign.  In the end, my buddy craig came forward and told them that he was the one that made the sign and to not write me up but him....such a great friend!  After Craig came back he said that they were ready to write me up...they were gonna suspend me and everything.  The thing that really irritates the crap out of me is the assistant manager that was gonna write me up.  He should have known that I wouldnt do something like that, even AFTER I told my Department Manager, I DIDNT MAKE THE SIGN.  They were just gonna write someone up at random just so they can tell THIER bosses that it was taken care of.  Bunch of crap...I am still irritated about it and its been about 3 days since it happened....Ive never been mad for this long before.  Anyways, whats done is done......Everybody go WHEW!

-Uts

PS- Little boys and girls like to frollic in meat.

Here is a cool battle for middle earth pic that I did.  Summoned Balrog right under the Knights of Rohan...ya they flew far!  Poor horses...

enjoy

-Uts